FTLOATIG&J

FTLOATIG&J. {for the love of all that is good & just.}

my house smells like onions. because Said Boy loves some onion. raw onion. on OF-a-Thing. onions in the morning {with salmon, capers and a bagel}. onions in the evening {tacos}. onions at suppertime {on his veggie burger}. i come home from work and smell onions. i smell onions when i'm in the shower. i go to sleep smelling onions. i wake up smelling onions. i failed to mention that i don't like onions. and neither does She.

now, i love me some bacon. on Of-a-Thing. bacon in the morning {with eggs}. bacon in the evening {bacon buttie, anyone?}. bacon at suppertime {straight out of the microwave}. oh how i'd love to come home from work and smell bacon. to smell bacon while i'm in the shower. to go to sleep smelling bacon. to wake up smelling bacon. why doesn't my house smell like bacon? i failed to mention that She loves bacon, too. but Said Boy does not.

onions DO. NOT. SMELL. LIKE. bacon.